I’m Always Late

I'm always late
I know we said we’d meet at 2
But I left at 2, what can I do
I'm always late

I'm useless, I make excuses
Like I forgot my wallet, or
I was waiting for a package, or
I slipped and fell, but I’m okay
It's only a sprain, but I'm okay
Thanks for asking, anyway
I'm always late

Was busy doing something better
Probably something for myself
I'm always doing something for myself
I feel great but I'm always late
In the past, everyone was on time
Because no one had cell phones
So they'd never say I'm always late (let’s be late together)

Punctuality is a quality in a prospective mate
I’m always late, I'm always late
But so are you, so it’s okay