I’m a Woman

Yeah, yeah!

I can wash out forty-four pairs of socks
And have them hanging on the line
I can starch and iron two dozen shirts
Before you can count from one to nine

I can scoop up a great big dipper full of lard
From the drippings can
Throw it in the skillet, go out, do the shopping
And be back before it melts in the pan

'Cause I'm a woman
W-O-M-A-N
I'll say it again
Yes, I'm a woman
W-O-M-A-N

I can rub and scrub this old house
Until it's shining like a dime
Feed the baby, grease the car and
Powder my face at the same time

Get all dressed up
Go out and swing
'Til 4 a.m. and then
Lay down at 5
Jump up at 6
And start all over again

I-am-a-woman
W-O-M-A-N
I'll say it again
Whoah, I'm a woman
W-O-M-A-N

If you come to mе sickly
You know I'm gonna make you well
If you come to mе hexed up
You know I'm gonna break the spell

Ya-know-I
If you come to me hungry
I'm gonna fill you full of grits
And if it's loving you're liking
I'll kiss you
And give you the shiverin' fits

'Cause I'm a woman!

(Guitar solo)

Whoah!

Oooh-ooh ooh-oh

I can stretch a green-black dollar bill
From here to kingdom come
I can play the numbers, pay my bills
And still, end up with some

I've got a twenty-dollar gold piece
Says there ain't nothing I can't do
I can make a dress out of a feed bag
And make a man out of you

Ya-na-na-na-hey-now
Ya-na-na-na-hey-now
Ya-na-na-na
Ya-na-na-na

Woman! Woman!

'Cause I'm a woman!
W-O-M-A-N
Woman!