I’m a Vampire

I never age and I'll never die
Unlike all the stars in the sky
I'll be young forever, but why?
'Cause I'm a vampire

Dear, for whose victims I shed no tear
I am neither sweet nor sincere
And I'd rather drink blood than beer
'Cause I'm a vampire

The sun will never touch me, I abhor its filthy light
I am the mistress of the damned and of the children of the night
I have all the love I need, it is your blood I crave
I am the bitch goddess from beyond your grave

I can turn into a bat, I can cast the evil eye
I have ever so much money, I'm gorgeous and I can fly
I survived the Inquisition, been a harlot, been a queen
Survived for seven hundred years and I still look seventeen

I never age and I'll never die
Unlike all the stars in the sky
I'll be young forever, but why?
'Cause I'm a vampire

Hon, one from whom you really should run
I despise the light of the sun
And I kill your kind just for fun
'Cause I'm a vampire

I never age and I'll never die
Unlike all the stars in the sky
I'll be young forever, but why?
'Cause I'm a vampire

Damn, I am what I am what I am
And I am impossibly glam
And I am happy as a clam
'Cause I'm a vampire

I never age and I'll never die
Unlike all the stars in the sky
I'll be young forever, but why?
'Cause I'm a vampire

Blanche, with a blood flow no one can stanch
A blood flow, a blood avalanche
I'm a tidal wave of tarantulas