i’m a star mascot (unreleased)

No I don’t hate my body badly
She’s pretty sometimes
But did you know that it’s a costume?

Yeah I zip out of my skin
Once she turns off the lights
None of my neighbors ever guess, too

I really got an eye for fashion, don’t I?
I practice walking in the mirror so I move right
Well I guess I’ve never seen what’s outside
Cause you know, I zip out once she flicks the lights
Oh my

I’m sure we’ll meet someday
So sorry
I can’t speak with you face to face
Aren’t I
A jet in a coal mine?
A cricket on a phone line?
Oh my

A star as the mascot
So sorry
I’m burning through my time slot
But now you know
Who woulda ever thought
I’m such a star as the mascot

A cricket on a phone line
Jet in a coal mine
Who would’ve ever thought? (Hmn)

I almost said it out loud
Everyone’s doing so well
Guiding their joints like a real, real body

Glance at the base of their backs
Then at the palm of their hands
There’s no seam or a thread or bobby

I really got an eye for fashion, don’t I?
Almost forgot I’m a magician in hide
So funny I thought everybody knew their puppet, better than mine
I’m a jet on a phone line

Oh my
I’m sure we’ll meet someday
So sorry
I can’t speak with you face to face
Aren’t I
A jet in a coal mine?
A cricket on a phone line?

Oh my
A star as the mascot
So sorry
I’m just burning through my time slot
But now you know
Who would’ve ever thought?
I’m such a star as the mascot

A cricket on a phone line
A jet in a coal mine
Who would’ve ever thought?
Oh, oh
I’m such a star as the mascot