I’m a Pig [demo]

He picks his nose with the TV on
I'm a pig now, baby, I'm a pig pig pig
He sniffs his toes when he's feeling gone
I'm a pig now baby, dig?
He goes out on Friday night
Takes off his pants 'cause it feels all right
Third down and twenty to go
This two-tub turkey is ready to go, go, go

In the gym the kids are holding their nose
I'm a pig now, baby, can ya dig?
I don't care 'cause I got BO
I'm a pig, I'm a pig
Body odor is no concern
When he goes shopping, those noses turn
Third down and thirty to go
This two-tub turkey is ready to go, go, go

He's just a turkey, a two-tub turkey

Mr. Turkey

Rock!

2-3-4!

Stick it!

He doesn't care about mowing the lawn
I'm a pig now baby, I'm a pig pig pig
He only cares about porking your mom
I'm a pig now, baby, dig?
He goes out on Friday night
Takes off his pants 'cause it feels all right
Third down and forty to go
This two-tub turkey is ready to go, go, go

He's just a turkey, a two-tub turkey
He's just a two-tub turkey

Turd rock!