I’m a Joestar (Black Power Fantasy)

[Intro]
A'ight, so this is– this is my–
This is what I need to do
I know I need to do something to feel better
This is it, so
Stop asking me all these questions
D– Stop trying to take this away from me

[Verse 1]
I have chosen House Joestar, and I got it right
You can tell from seeing my demeanor and my body type
My heart split in two: part rude, part honorable
One part cool plus two parts comical
And look at what I wear, I keep my hair asymmetrical
I drink too much beer, I should eat more vegetables
Then my waistline would be like I remember it
And you would see the build, there's a striking resemblance
'Cause shoulder blades strong in the Joestar family
I know 'cause I belong to the Joestar family
You're looking at me like, "Open Mike, how can it be?"
I say it real slow 'cause you ain't understanding me

[Chorus]
I'm a Joestar
I hear you saying, "Oh my God"
I'm tryna tell you I'm a Joestar
I will never be a co-star, no

[Post-Chorus]
I don't give a fuck if I'm a brother, I'm a Joestar
Either from my father or my mother, I'm a Joestar
I ain't British, I ain't Japanese, I'm a Joestar
Tap into my power when I breathe, I'm a Joestar

[Verse 2]
I've been waiting for four years and five seasons (Five seasons)
Well goddammit it, it's my turn, it's my season (Mine)
In this chapter JoJo is African (African)
And it's me, Mike Eagle, I'm the protagonist (It's me)
And it's set in South-Central Los Angeles (Los Angeles)
'Cause goddammit it, it's my turn, it's my saga (It's my turn)
It's a special edition of Open Mike's manga (Yeah)
So draw me in a Fiesta or a White Honda (Relatable)
And my stand, goddammit it, his name is Black Magic (Black Magic)
He got a glow like Sho'nuff from Last Dragon (Sho'nuff)
It's a Black rebrand, so draw it free-handed (Draw it freehand)
Joe M.E. and Arsenio Speedwagon

[Chorus]
I'm a Joestar
I hear you saying, "Oh my God"
I'm tryna tell you I'm a Joestar
I will never be a co-star, no
I'm a Joestar
I hear you saying, "Oh my God"
I'm tryna tell you I'm a Joestar
I will never be a co-star, no

[Post-Chorus]
Five-point star on my neck, I'm a Joestar
See my shoulders and my silhouette, I'm a Joestar
Given name Eagle, in my mind, I'm a Joestar
Yeah, I'm human, I identify as a Joestar