I’m A Good Boy Now

Don't get drunk all the time
Don't take drugs - least not mine
People tell me I'm a good boy now

Don't talk dirty in a crowd
I don't fart -well, not out loud
People tell me I'm a good boy now

I'm a decent citizen -a real regular guy
Respected in all walks of life
Here's the reason why-

Don't run around or womanise
Stay at home most Tuesday nights
People tell me I'm a good boy now

I'm a decent citizen -a real regular guy
Respected in all walks of life
Here's the reason why-

Don't make gestures with my fingers
Don't say fuck in front of spinsters
People tell me I'm a good boy now

Don't cause trouble no more fights
Birds don't shit and fleas don't bite
People tell me I'm a good boy now