I’m a Dork for You, Baby!

[Verse 1]
We were reading comics before we knew each other, baby
Fire in my heart, lightning on my lips when I kiss you, baby
I don’t know about being cool, I don’t know about being hot
I'm the laughing stock of your affection for what I'm never not
(Owww!)

[Refrain]
I'm a dork for you, baby
I'm a nerd for you, lady
I'm a goofball for you, cutie
I'm a weirdo for you, sweetie

I'll do anything with you, just be my hero
Save my day, I won’t say I'm a zero
You’ve got power, and I’ve got love
You’re my equal, we rise above

[Verse 2]
I'm sorry my voice cracks so much when I try to woo you
I'm just eager as hellbent lover's arrows to be your beau
I don’t know about being macho, but I know how to be a man
I’ll respect your body by holding you tight when you say I can

[Refrain]
I'm a dork for you, baby
I'm a nerd for you, lady
I'm a goofball for you, cutie
I'm a weirdo for you, sweetie

I'll do anything with you, just be my hero
Save my day, I won’t say I'm a zero
You’ve got power, and I’ve got love
You’re my equal, we rise above

I'm a dork for you, baby
I'm a nerd for you, lady
I'm a goofball for you, cutie
I'm a weirdo for you, sweetie

I'll do anything with you, just be my hero
Save my day, I won’t say I'm a zero
You’ve got power, and I’ve got love
You’re my equal, we rise above
(Owww!)

[Spoken]
Ha ha ha
This is the least professional song on the [beep] album
Whatever
All right, rock and roll! Ow!