I’m A Chode

[Intro: Cody Ko]
(Yah)
This one's for the haters
You may think I'm one thing or another but (shoutout Spock)
I'mma tell you what I really am
Listen up
Uh

[Verse: Cody Ko and Gucciberry]
I'm a cactus (uh huh)
Got these pricks on my back
In the heat I'm relaxed
And my haters might get stabbed
I'm a couch (mhm)
I'mma put you fools at ease
I'm at work while you're asleep
And my price is generally steep (cha-ching)
I'm a bowling ball
And my haters be the pins
Down the lane, bro, I'mma spin
Knock y'all over once again
I'm a sink
Like the nice ones, with the grinder
Haters take your fucking whining
Throw it at me, I'll be fine
And I'm a lawnmower
Cause I'm sharp and I cut grass (grass)
No I smoke grass, huh, yeah I smoke grass
See all you haters, here's the tea
What you do depends on me
Cause you a dog and I'm the leash
I'm a chode
Yeah I'm short but I'm thick
And I make the haters sick (eugh)
What the fuck you think this is?
I'm a chode
Bitch
You know how this goes
I'm as deep as the shallows
While the haters dip they toes
I'm a chode
I'm a chode, I'm a chode, I'm a chode, uh (a chode)
I'm a chode, I'm a chode, I'm a chode
I'm a chode, I'm a chode, I'm a chode
Bitch you already know
I'm a chode (chode)