I’m a Bad Bad Man

[FRANK]
I'm honored, I'm flattered
This greeting really mattered
This welcome is grand but I'm really concerned
I like your attention
But first I have to mention
You're playing with fire and you're apt to get burned

There's a girl in Tennessee
Who's sorry she met up with me
Can't go back to Tennessee
I'm a bad, bad man

There's a girl in Omaha
But I ran faster than her pa
Can't go back to Omaha
I'm a bad, bad man

There's a girl in Wyoming
And they're combing Wyoming
To find the man in white
Who was out with her that night

There's a girl in Arkansas
Thе sheriff is her brother-in-law
Can't go back to Arkansas
I'm a bad, bad man

[WOMEN]
You arе making too much fuss
For we don't give a tinker's cuss
We've been out, yes, each of us
With a bad, bad man

We've been chasing up and down
That other show has just left town
And the one who played the clown
Was a bad, bad man

[FRANK]
I'm enlightened, but frightened
For my interest, you've heightened
It might turn out to be
That you're much too much for me

So I'll go back to my tent
And someday when you're old and bent

[FRANK & WOMEN]
Think of hours you might have spent

[FRANK]
With a bad

[WOMEN]
Bad bad bad

[FRANK]
Bad

[FRANK & WOMEN]
Man