I Love Trash

[Intro, spoken]
Hey, you wanna talk some trash?
Wow

[Chorus]
Oh, I love trash
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yeah, I love trash, yeah

[Verse 1]
I got me a sneaker that's tattered and worn
It's all full of holes and the laces are torn
A gift from my mom the day I was born
I love it because it's trash

[Chorus]
Oh, I love trash
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty, haha
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yeah, I dig trash

[Verse 2]
I got me a newspaper thirteen months old
I wrapped fish, it's smelly and cold
But I wouldn't trade it for a big pot o' gold
I love it because it's trash
I love it because it's trash

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
I got a clock that won't work
And an old microphone
A broken umbrella and a rusty trombone
And I am delighted to call them my own
I love them because they're trash, yeah

[Chorus]
Oh, I love trash
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yeah, I love, I love trash

Anything dirty (Dirty) or dingy (Dingy) or dusty (Dusty)
Anything ragged (Ragged) or rotten (Rotten) or rusty (Rusty)
Yeah, I love, yeah I love trash

[Outro]
*scat*
I wanna take all the trash
Who me? Forget about it!