I Love the Television

I might watch a little TV
I love the television
And when the money ran out
I must admit that I did too

Remember a time in black and white
Because TV only sent out B and W

A breeze blew in from
The western and the eastern
Picked up the talking
I must admit that one too

People dream in black and white
Because TV only sent out black and white

People dream in black and white
'Cause TV only sent out black and white

(Good morning, how are you?)
(Just fine)
(Good, your first name?)
(Rita)
(Now, Rita, where are you calling from?)
(San Antonio)
(You know, Rita, let me tell you about real gold for just a second
The first day I put on a real rope of gold
There is a whole different feeling that comes about a person
That you just can't describe
Until you've had a chance to wear it yourself)
(That's what I thought)
(I don't care what nationality
I don't care what colour, race, creed, religion, any...
Gold is something that everybody loves and enjoys
At 12 dollars and 50 cents a gram, that's amazing)