I Love Her, She Hates Me

I was sittin' at the bar with my buddies, discussin' the state of the world
Everyone had an opinion
Then somebody turned and asked Earl
Is the stock market gonna recover, or will it wind up in the tank?
He looked down in his glass of bourbon, he
Said, "I lover her, she hates me, I drink."

Wall Street don't run out by my house
I don't put much stock in their game
Just three things in this world concern me
I love her, she hates, and I drink

Well, he went back to minding his memories
For awhile there we left him alone
We went back to minding our business
And the Cowboys and Packers came on
Bill tapped old Earl on his shoulder
He asked, "Who do you like in this game?"
He said,"For me the game's over
I love her, she hates me, and I drink

You can count on a winner and a loser
What I think don't change a damn thing
Just three things in this world concern me
I love her, she hates me, and I drink

Yeah, Wall Street don't run out by my house
It's a far cry from memory lane
Just three things in this world concern me
I love her. God she hates me. I drink