I Love Creatures

[Verse 1]
I love bunnies
Cuddly puppies
I love each furry bundle of fluff
I love donkeys
Fish and monkeys
Show me more, I just can't get enough!

[Chorus]
I'll be having such fun
When I load up my gun
As I am and take shots at their heads
From the big to the small
They look great on my wall
I love those creatures
Especially when creatures are dead, dead, dead, dead

[Verse 2]
I love kittens
Used as mittens
I love skinning them down to their bones
I love horses
When they're corpses
And then hanging them up in my homes

[Chorus]
Lure them in with some treats
As they feast at my feet
I say, 'Here - try some poison instead!'
Some are fast as a flicker
But bullets are quicker
I love those creatures
Especially when creatures are dead, dead, dead, dead

[Verse 3]
I love those pandas, all fluffy and round
But hiding is useless - I'll soon hunt them down!
Inside my mansion are beasts to be found
But they're all dead so they don't make a sound

[Verse 4]
I love critters
Drowning litters
I love flocks, fowl and sheep, cows and swine!
I'm fangirls, for taxidermy
Stuffed or pickled in jars filled with brine
Surely one little reindeer won't hurt
The remainder can pull Santa's oversized sled
The day pigs can fly
Is the same day they'll die!

[Outro]
I love those animals
I'll hunt and shoot them all
I love all creatures
With cold lifeless features
I love those cute little creatures
When creatures are dead
Dead, dead, dead!