I’ll Scry Instead

[Verse 1]
Dear Madame Maenad, in answer to your ad
I enclose a cheque for eleven pound, ten
My time of birth is nine twenty-three a.m

Dear Madame be clear: will I be rich next year?
Please send me my birth chart in the S.A.E
And I'll allow fourteen days for delivery

[Chorus]
Up above Venus is in my house
I'm in love with an Aquarius
In the sky, Mars is in retrograde
I'd be richer if that cheque wasn't paid

[Verse 2]
Dear Miss Rosa Lee, tell me my destiny
I enclose my vibes with a print of my palm
I'd like the full works, plus the box of assorted charms

Dear Rosa, don't stall: look in your crystal ball
Please send the tea cup back, as it's part of a set
It's wrapped in cellophane, near the gris-gris and amulet

[Chorus]
Up above, Venus is in my house
I'm in love with an Aquarius
In the sky, the moon is in perigee
I'd do better with a fortune cookie

[Chorus]
Up above, Venus is in my house
I'm in love with an Aquarius
In the sky, Mars is in retrograde
I'd be richer if that cheque wasn't paid