I’ll Never Make It Home Tonight

Today, I started home with just a mile ago
And everythin' was goin' on right
And then I heard sock it to me on the radio
And I'll never make it home tonight

Well I made it down on the old crossroad
Where the wrong road leads to the right
Then I thought of many in the mini skirts
And I'll never make it home tonight

Yeah, the road to the right is wrong
The one to the left is right
I'm a lookin' for the right place to go wrong
And I'll never make it home tonight

Yeah, the road to the right is wrong
The one to the left is right
I'm a lookin' for the right place to go wrong
And I'll never make it home tonight

Down in the glad place for the sad I'm losin'
For I'm gonna get fight
I'm a lookin' for good place to go bad
And I'll never make it home tonight

Well, I got kinda high and live a little low
Started home about daylight
When I got to the road where I should've get left
Again I turn to the right

Yeah, the road to the right is wrong
The one to the left is right
I'm a lookin' for the right place to go wrong
And I'll never make it home tonight

Yeah, the road to the right is wrong
The one to the left is right
I'm a lookin' for the right place to go wrong
And I'll never make it home tonight

Yeah, it don't look like I'm gonna make it home tonight