I’ll Kill Her

[Verse 1]
So, of course
You were supposed to call me tonight
You were supposed to call me tonight
We would have gone to the cinema
And after that, to the restaurant, the one you like in your street
We would have slept together, have a nice breakfast together
And then a walk in the park together, how beautiful is that?
You would have said, "I love you" in the cutest place on earth
Where some butterflies are dancing with the fairies
I would have waited like a week or two
But you never tried to reach me, no, you never called me back
You were dating that bleach-blond girl
If I find her, I swear, I swear

[Chorus]
I'll kill her, I'll kill her
She stole my future, she broke my dream
I'll kill her, I'll kill her
She stole my future when she took you away

[Verse 2]
I would have met your friends, we would have had a drink or two
They would have liked me 'cause sometimes I'm funny
I would have met your dad, I would have met your mom
She would have said
"Please, can you make some beautiful babies?"
So we would have had a boy called Tom and a girl called Susan
Born in Japan
I said it was a love story, but you don't want to get involved
I said it was a love story, but you're not ready for that

[Chorus]
Me neither, I'll kill her
She stole my future, she broke my dream
I'll kill her, I'll kill her
She stole my future when she took you away

[Verse 3]
She's a bitch, you know, all she's got is blondness
Not even tenderness, yeah, she's clever-less
She'll dumped your ass for a model called Brendan
He will pay for beautiful surgery 'cause he's full of money
I would have waited like a week or two
But you never tried to reach me, no, you never called me back
You were dating that bleach-blond girl
And if I find her, I swear, you know, I swear (I swear)

[Chorus]
I'll kill her, I'll kill her
She stole my future, she broke my dream
I'll kill her, I'll kill her
She stole my future when she took you away
I'll kill her, I'll kill her
She stole my future, she broke my dream
I'll kill her, I'll kill her
She stole my future when she took you away

[Outro]
Man, I told you
You know, if I find her
I, really, I, I mean
I'll kill her, for real
'Cause that's for sure
You have to know
I mean, er, you know, I can do it
Man, I'll kill her