I’ll Give You Something to Drink About

I'll give you something to drink about
I stumbled in this morning
Completely out of my mind
Down to my last warning
Down to my last line
But before I got one word out
She unloaded on me
Said if that bottle is all that important
Then I've got just what you need
Chorus:
I'll give you something to Drink About
When I start doing what I've done without
You think that you've got some problems now
Just wait'll I get out of this house
I'm gonna leave you with this memory
It'll be here just to drive you to drink
Now you'll have yourself a good excuse
To pour down that juice
I'll give you something to drink about
She's only been gone two hours
But I'm not here alone
Her memory's already moving in
And making itself at home
And I'm already a-reaching
For what drove her away
From somewhere over in the corner
I heard her memory say
Chorus:
I'll give you something to Drink About
When I start doing what I've done without
You think that you've got some problems now
Just wait'll I get out of this house
I'm gonna leave you with this memory
It'll be here just to drive you to drink
Now you'll have yourself a good excuse
To pour down that juice
I'll give you something to drink about
You'll have a good excuse to pour down that juice
I'll give you something to drink about