I LIE I CHEAT I STEAL

[Intro: Eddie Guerrero]
This is where the first lie, cheat, & steal started Holmes

[Verse 1]
I lie, I cheat, I steal
Bitch I want a mil
I'ma make some money while you're still sitting in jail
I don't like to work hard, I'd rather just steal
Run off with that Wokhardt, bitch I'd make a mil
I lie, I cheat, I steal
I'm riding with a steel
So many niggas hate me, they think I am a heel
I just want a fanbase, I'm tired of fucking lames
I don't care about a movement, I'm just trying to make some change
When I say change, I mean some dollars
I don't like to vote, I wanna be in front
I don't work hard, don't carе about employee of the month
I don't wanna job, I'd rather just kill somеone
(I killed them all)

[Verse 2]
Wearing Air Force Ones
Fuck the Air Force yeah
I don't care about shoes
I just wanna make money
Don't care how many I have to sacrifice
I just want hundreds
Recording on a different mic, it might sound a lil' different
I don't really care cause I don't take opinions (Shut up)
Big glasses head ass you look like a minion (What)
People spend way too much time on Twitter
Got so much money I feel like Adolf Hitler

[Verse 3]
I lie, I cheat, I steal
I wanna make a mil
Rest in peace Eddie, I don't know how to feel
Feel Latino Heat, I got sandals on my feet
I don't do anything unless you offer it for free
Just like my favorite rapper 03
Just like my favorite rapper 03, I'm very greedy
Don't make the mistake and trust me
Lie, cheat, & steal, I don't care who it is (Lie, cheat, & steal)
I cheat my way onto the top of the business
Won't care about who's next, cause I'm up next
Put me to the test, I'm more solid than the rest
I don't make hyperpop, please leave me alone
I don't want weird fans, please leave me alone

[Outro]
I feel bad for people who've been memed into thinking
Mario Kart 8 is a good game
Nintendo is literally selling their worst shit, and people eat it up
RIP Eddie Guerrero, the one and only Latino Heat, there'll never be another