I leave spaghetti in my socks

[Intro: Confusing Guy]
Ay look uh uh

[Verse: Confusing Guy]
I'm not dating no more vegans, they will never beat my cock (cock)
Every time I bite the couch I leave spaghetti in my socks
I order boneless pizza but my shit still got me hot (hot)
She smoke weed inside the stove now the house smell like pot (pot)
My teacher suck at math bruh, listen to what he did (what)
He told me to "cross multiply" but I don’t know who that is (who that)
I thought I lost my job but then I found it by the fridge (oh)
Suicide or kill myself, I don't know which one to pick (forreal)
No, I'm not a grizzly but I’m boutta hit a bear (bear)
I just bought her 20 dollars when I'm walking down the stairs (stairs)
No this not a hair salon but you are dying here (dying here)
Cause if life unfair to everyone then don't that make it fair (damn)
Shit tell me what you bout'
I forgot to take a Shit because I left it by the couch (okay)
My brother ate a Rolex cause I told him "watch his mouth" (okay)
I thought that we was together but we bout to get divorced (okay)
I'm buying her a ball since she want to go to court (court)
My condom always screaming cause my mayonnaise in the cooler
She ask me for some change but I got 50 cents of humor (humor)
No this not a login but I peep that shes a user (user)
Took the roaches out the oven so I could finally teach my tutor (tutor)