“I.L.B.T.s” by Joe Walsh appears on his 1983 album, You Bought It – You Name It.
Like his song, “Life’s Been Good”, and a melody that will remind you of Joe Cocker’s “You Can Leave Your Hat On”, this song is strictly tongue-in-cheek. It’s all true of course, but meant just for fun.
Uh huh
I like big tits, uh huh, uh huh
You see 'em on the street
Left and right
I like big tits, that's right
I try to look away but I can't resist
Every time I try to call it quits
Here come some tits, uh huh, that's a big 10-4 big tits
What it is, uh huh
I like big tits
Tits
What it is, uh huh
I like big tits
Tits
Well, they come in twos
Hard to choose
Your favorite tit
Uh huh
I like tits for dinner
Or a noontime snack
I like tits for lunch
A big tit attack
I like tits for breakfast
Eggs Benedict tits
What it is, tits, what it is
They're where it's at
Tits
They give me shivers when they bounce around
Puckered up or dragging on the ground
I like those tits
Uh huh (uh huh)
Tits... says it all for me
Tits
I'm a tit man
I like big tits
Me too, that's right
They give me fits
I like big tits
I.L.B.T.s was written by Joe Vitale & Joe Walsh.
I.L.B.T.s was produced by Bill Szymczyk & George “Chocolate” Perry & Joe Walsh.