I Know Every Spell

I was walkin' along the muddy old Hogsmead road
Along came a wizard with long, flowing colored robes
He asked, "If you're goin' to Hogsmead, would you like some company?"
I said, "Yeah, sure. You could walk along with me."
He asked me if I knew a spell that would keep us warm and dry
I said, "Listen, bub, I know every spell that's been known by every guy."

I know every spell man, I know every spell man
I know you can tell man, I know 'em all quite well man
I even know how to spell, man. I know every spell

Therе's Accio, Crucio, Diffindo, Muffliato
Glisseo, Protego, Reducto, Evanеsco
Scourgify, Spongify, Stupefy, Levicorpus
Periculum, Locomotor, Fiendfyre, Langlock
Erecto, Colloshoo, Ferula, Entomorphis
Sectumsempra, Rictumsempra, Serpensortia, Mimblewimble

I know every spell man, I know every spell man
I know you can tell man, I know 'em all quite well man
I even know how to spell, man. I know every spell

Petrificus Totalus, Lumos, Impendamenta
Slugulus Erupto, Flipendo, Waddiwasi
Lumos Maxima, Alohomora Flagrate
Engorgio, Legilimens, Obliviate, Nox
Occulus Reparo, Priori Incantato
Furnunculus, Colloportus, Avada Kedavra

I know every spell man, I know every spell man
I know you can tell man, I know 'em all quite well man
I even know how to spell, man. I know every spell

Once again, there's Accio, Crucio, Diffindo, Muffliato
Glisseo, Protego, Reducto, Evanesco
Scourgify, Spongify, Stupefy, Levicorpus
Periculum, Locomotor, Fiendfyre, Langlock
Erecto, Colloshoo, Ferula, Entomorphis
Sectumsempra, Rictumsempra, Serpensortia, Mimblewimble

I know every spell man, I know every spell man
I know you can tell man, I know 'em all quite well man
I even know how to spell, man. I know every spell

I know every spell man, I know every spell man
I know you can tell man, I know 'em all quite well man
I even know how to spell, man
I know spells that you don't know
I know every spell