I Keep It Kuntry

[Intro]
You can’t say I ain’t kuntry. Hell, you think I ain’t kuntry, go check my rap sheet. I got huntin’ over bait, huntin’ on private property, fishin’ without permission, no plug in my shotgun. Hell, I subscribe to the GON just to watch and see if I’m in the hall of shame every month. I’m always gettin’ caught, I can’t help it. If I see a monster buck on the side of the road, I’m gon’ stop and I’m gon’ drop it

[Chorus]
I think I’m Johnny Cash
I think I’m Hank Williams
I think I’m Willie Nelson
I think I’m Waylon Jennings
(Ayyyyy)
I keep it kuntry man
(Ayyyyy)
I keep it kuntry man

I think I’m Johnny Cash
I think I’m Hank Williams
I think I’m Willie Nelson
I think I’m Waylon Jennings
(yeah, yeah)
I keep it kuntry man
(yeah, yeah)
I keep it kuntry man

[Verse 1]
I’m floatin’ down the river fishin’ pole and chicken liver
I was raised on Lynyrd Skynyrd
Tucked back deep down in the timber
Yeah, I come up out these woods with my bow like Robin Hood
Say I’m home grown baby yeah I’m blown up off that good
And I come from Sandy Cross
Where you city folks get lost
Got these horse shoes we toss
Maybe play some rounds of golf
Yeah we drink from a keg
We take one to the head
We do a keg stand
Hold ol’ gal up by her leg
(Yeah)
Ya’ll be on this punk stuff
I be on this crunk stuff
Jacked up jacked up truck stuff
I’m in the swamps with ducks stuff
In the swamp with gators now that's it hit the haters
You catch me in the kuntry store I’m chompin’ on them taters
Fishin’ in this game pullin’ bass up in my boat
While these haters stop and watch like some men that stare at goats
Yeah, they hope and they pray that I up and float away
Wait a minute that’s a lie you know this boy is on his way
(Ayyyyy)

[Chorus]
I think I’m Johnny Cash
I think I’m Hank Williams
I think I’m Willie Nelson
I think I’m Waylon Jennings
(Ayyyyy)
I keep it kuntry man
(Ayyyyy)
I keep it kuntry man

I think I’m Johnny Cash
I think I’m Hank Williams
I think I’m Willie Nelson
I think I’m Waylon Jennings
(yeah, yeah)
I keep it kuntry man
(yeah, yeah)
I keep it kuntry man

[Music plays - Interlude]

[Chorus]
I think I’m Johnny Cash
I think I’m Hank Williams
I think I’m Willie Nelson
I think I’m Waylon Jennings
(Ayyyyy)
I keep it kuntry man
(Ayyyyy)
I keep it kuntry man

I think I’m Johnny Cash
I think I’m Hank Williams
I think I’m Willie Nelson
I think I’m Waylon Jennings
(yeah, yeah)
I keep it kuntry man
(yeah, yeah)
I keep it kuntry man

I think I’m Johnny Cash
I think I’m Hank Williams
I think I’m Willie Nelson
I think I’m Waylon Jennings
(Ayyyyy)
I keep it kuntry man
(Ayyyyy)
I keep it kuntry man

I think I’m Johnny Cash
I think I’m Hank Williams
I think I’m Willie Nelson
I think I’m Waylon Jennings
(yeah, yeah)
I keep it kuntry man
(yeah, yeah)
I keep it kuntry man