Kermit the Frog
Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear
Miss Piggy
The Muppets
Rowlf the Dog and Kermit the Frog
Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
The Muppets
Gonzo (Muppet)
Fozzie Bear
The Muppets
The Muppets
Spoken:
Rowlf: Evenin'...you look like you could use a drink
Kermit: Yeah, I'd like a grasshopper please
Rowlf: Hey, can we have a grasshopper for the frog?
Kermit: Uh, that's, that's Kermit...Kermit the Frog
Rowlf: Oh...Rowlf, Rowlf the dog here. Pleased to meet ya
I'm no Heifetz, but I get by
Let me guess. Broken heart, right?
Kermit: Huh, does it show?
Rowlf: Listen, when you've been tickling the ivories as long as I have
You've seen a broken heart for every drop of rain, a shattered
Dream for every falling star
Kermit: Exactly. She just walked out on me
Rowlf: Yeah, typical. That's why I live alone
Kermit: You do, huh?
Rowlf: You bet. I finish work, I go home, read a book, have a couple of
Beers, take myself for a walk, and go to bed
Kermit: Nice and simple
Rowlf: Stay away from women, that's my motto
Kermit: But I can't
Rowlf: Neither can I, that's my trouble
Rowlf:
You can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em
There's somethin' irresistible-ish about 'em
We grin and bear it 'cause the nights are long
I hope that somethin' better comes along
Kermit:
I see what you mean
It's no good complainin' and pointless to holler
Rowlf:
If she's a beauty she'll get under your collar
Kermit:
She made a monkey out of old King Kong
Both:
I hope that somethin' better comes along
Rowlf:
Ah, but what could be better than a saucy Irish setter
When puppy love comes on strong?
Or a collie that's classy, a laddie needs a lassie
A lover and wife gives you a new leash on life
Spoken:
Kermit: Uh, was that a new leash on life?
Rowlf: Oh yeah, sorry about that...2, 3, 4
Kermit:
I don't mean to scare ya, my friend, but I betcha
Come "Father's Day", the litter bug's gonna getcha;
Rowlf:
The urge is righteous, but the face is wrong
Both:
I hope that somethin' better comes along
Kermit:
Still, it's fun when they're fetching
And agree to see an etching
That you keep at your lily pad
There is no solution, it's part of evolution
Rowlf:
The pitter patter of soles
The little feet of tadpoles
Spoken:
Kermit: Uh, Rowlf, tadpoles don't have feet
Rowlf: Oh. Sorry about that...2, 3, 4
Kermit: There's no limitation to mixin' and matchin'
Rowlf: Some get an itchin' for a critter they've been scratchin'
A skunk was badgered the results were strong
I hope that somethin' better
Kermit:
I hope that somethin' better
Both:
I hope that somethin' better comes along
Spoken:
Rowlf:It's not often you see a guy that green that has the blues that bad
I Hope That Somethin’ Better Comes Along was written by Kenneth Ascher & Paul Williams.
I Hope That Somethin’ Better Comes Along was produced by Jim Henson & Paul Williams.