I Hope

Aw yeah
You know I've never had to make a diss track before
But I saw Chance the Rapper do somethin' like this
So I thought I'd give it a shot

I hope it rains on every one of your vacations
I hope the heating air breaks at the house where your stayin'
I hope your marshmallows never come out right
When your chillin' making smores with your friends on a Friday night

I hope you start losing your hair from the back up
I hope your face breaks out and you can't fix it with makeup
I hope you get a flat tire in a blizzard
And realize you don't have a spare
And get bit by a lizard

I hope you get audited by the IRS
And they dig through all your records
And leave you in a mess
I hope you accidentally sneeze on your all white tee
I hope whenever you go shopping
You get nothing free

I hope you puke on live TV
I hope someone steals your wallet and goes on a shopping spree
I hope you never see a rainbow after it rains
I hope the fanciest car you own is a beat up Benz

I hope you crack every single phone that you buy
I hope you get a brand new laptop and the spacebar dies
I hope you spill every coffee you drink
And no matter how you bathe or shower
You still manage to stink

I hope all your flights get delayed
I hope you only get middle seats between crying babies
I hope your microwave breaks when you need it the most
I hope all your food expires and you have to eat toast

I hope in every competition you get runner up
I hope you get a hair cut that's just jacked up
I hope you get a pet and then it just poops in your bed
I hope you don't realize it until it's all over your head

I hope you run out of shampoo and conditioner
And realize you have to wash your hair with hand sanitizer
I hope every pen you touch just runs out of ink
I hope you buy new pants wash 'em and they shrink

I hope you use a public bathroom when you have diarrhea
And realize after your through that there's no toilet paper
I hope at every drive-thru they just mess up your order
And when you go back say 'Sorry' and ruin it again after

I hope you get carpet burn and it doesn't heal
I hope you get sunburn and your skin peels
I hope you get a new shirt and the buttons fall off
I hope you get sick, heal, but never lose that cough
*cough*

I hope you get a cute dog and it runs away
I hope you get pinkeye on your wedding day
I hope- woah that was- that was kinda mean
I don't know why I just said that
This is like a fake diss track too

I- Like how bad would that be though
The most important day of your life
Like - pictures and everything you get pinkeye
*sigh*

I'm just kidding
I really hope you have the best life ever