​i havent spoken to a woman in 14 months

(Intro)
Jorge-Jorge-Jorge-Jorge

Jorge

(Verse 1)
Well my dick ain't long, but my dick ain't short, yeah
Fucking your mom, that's a national sport
Stuck it in an avocado, got genital warts
When it comes to rocking jorts, I don't never fall short

I may be of the stupid sort
I tried to use a ROBLOX gift card for a passport
Got knocked out cold, woke up in a tennis court
Now I am on, life support

I have a testicular problem
One of the looks like an iron golem
The other two look like somebody shot 'em
I fuck flies in the middle of autumn

I just watched, Morbius
I bust moves on the floorbius
I bust nuts when I snorebius
I causе drama and more BS

Little Baking Soda Daddy Dre multivеrse
Haters latch onto me like a curse
They don't like when I spit my verses
They're just mad 'cause their parents are playing versus

Me and your father, we are dating
I am fucking suffocating
Between the dumbasses that I am baiting
I am currently, eating soup

(Interlude)
Jorge

(Verse 2)
My gamertag is GrandmaEatr
Making your sister scream when I eat her
Hanging at The Clam with my boy, Peter
My peepee measures a centimeter

I am actually a virgin
I had sex with a brain surgeon
That's a lie but my dick's still hurtin'
That's 'cause it's going through a conversion

What the hell, did any of that mean
Chillin' with Walter White, drinkin' lean
Selling condoms and they're dry-clean
Why the fuck is your bitch fourteen

I do not like wearing Crocs
I walk around with multiple cocks
I play tennis in Gucci socks
Your mother is who I fucks