I Have to Stop Drinking Martinis

One. Then there’r two, maybe three vodka martinis

Go on, only two, ok three vodka martinis (one, two, three, floor)

Daily, I’ve been savoring the taste, I’m down to one less bottle in the case

It turned my wife into a bitch, and drove my car (beep, bop) into a ditch

But I still think that one more drink would put things in their place

Same as before only more liquor gets poured

Cheers!

Daily, I’ve been savoring the taste, I’m down to one less bottle in the case

I lost my grip on perfect pitch

It turned my shrink (beep, bop) into a snitch

But I still think that one more drink would put things in their place

Mix it with Stoly and I’ll sip it slowl, I’m flying high when drinking Skyy

Pickle me neat with wheat and rye, I’ll scoff Smirnoff till my ass falls off

Hanger One is a ton of fun, but it’s a helluva hoot to drink Absolut

Grab the Grey Goose and turn me loose

Daily, I’ve been savoring the taste, I’m down to just one bottle in the case

Dunk that olive, I’ll slobber and stab it, call me a drinker with a singing habit

I keep on thinking that all my drinking will put things in their place

I love the olive
I love the olive
I love to mix it dry
Mix it dry