I Hate You

Spoken-
Sweetheart, you know it's been awhile -
Something that's been on my mind that I really needed to express to you....
I must tell you how I really feel....

Oh you are an angel
An angel sent from hell
Your mouth like a sailor
Your cheap cosmetic smell

Darling you are a loser
It's you I love to kill

Darling you ruined my life
So I hate you and I always will

From your implants that failed
To the milkman that you nailed
It's been you, it's been you
That's tried to make me lose my mind

Well, you come on so tough
And then you can't get it up
And if you do
Then it's still hard to find

You cheap little ho'
Slippin' out the back door
You go out with any man
For a nickel or a dime

You no workin bum
You never made me come
Yeah, I faked it
Each and every time
Oh you are a big fat couch-sittin' sport-watchin' alky
Corona's by the keg

Oh darlin' I'll stop my drinking
If you'll only shave your legs

It's too bad your mama wasn't on the pill

Leave my mother out of this

Darling you ruined my life
So I hate you and I always will
Darling you ruined my life
So I hate you and I always will

You ruined my life
So I hate you and I always will

Sweetheart, I hate you

I hate you too, baby