I Hate Chicago

[Verse 1]
Tuesday mornin' sports page, I've got coffee in my cup
A smile creeps across my face, the Braves have beat the Cubs
I hate Chicago
I'm changin' planes in Dallas, I ain't goin' through O'Hare
It's a thousand dollars more I know, but I don't really care
I hate Chicago

[Chorus]
Sarah told me that she only
Needed space to think things out
Then she met some guy named Tony
Guess where they live now

[Verse 2]
I hear the food is great, I hear the summer sure is nice
It's beautiful at Christmas, there's three more reasons why
I hate Chicago
From their WGN station to their seven feet of snow
The rock band in the '80s to the Oprah Winfrey show
I hate Chicago

[Chorus]
Sarah told me that she only
Needed space to think things out
Then she met some guy named Tony
Guess where they live now
Chicago

[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge]
Sarah used to talk about
How one day we would settle down
Find ourselves and old farmhouse
On the outskirts of a small town

[Chorus]
And then she told me that she only
Needed space to think things out
Then she met some guy named Tony
Guess where they live now

[Outro]
That's right
I hate Chicago
I hate Chicago
Man, I hate Chicago