I Had Sex With Pac-Man

Oh, I had sex with Pac-Man
It happened yesterday
Oh, I had sex with Pac-Man
Now he won't go away
He gobbles me, I gobble him
We're gobblin' all day
Oh, I had sex with Pac-Man
Hey

It started with a quarter
But quickly fizzled out
I see him in my dreams at night
Scuttling about
I know this love will never die
His spongy face, his hungry eye
The points mount up, it gets me high
Having sex with Pac-Man

(Scream)

Ghosts all around him
His life is dangerous
Blue dots are abounding
They always follow us
My Pac-Man, eats around and round
He eats his way from up to down
Oh, I had sex with Pac-Man
The word is out in town

Oh, I had sex with Pac-Man
Whеn no one else was hеre
He came out of his Pac-Man game
And nibbled on my ear
He calls me after work at night
And asks me if I'm dressed
Yes I had sex with Pac-Man
He's totally obsessed

Oh, I had sex with Pac-Man
But now I can't scratch his itch
Billy Mitchell made him finish
And he streamed it live on Twitch
My happy heart has been destroyed
I'll soon have sex with Asteroids
Oh, I had sex with Pac-Man
Eat them up, yum