I Guess I’m Amused

[Verse 1]
Sandi's on her kitchen floor interlude
Bobby's got a great big ball on the roof
Kitty's trying hard to stall and sinking Jaycee thinks it's all his fault

[Chorus]
I guess I'm amused
I guess I'm amused

[Verse 2]
Evil's got a brand new name, that's the truth
Hope says she's got a pain in her tooth
Pity came before the fall but she faked it
God, I think I missed it all

[Chorus]
I guess I'm amused
I guess I'm amused

[Verse 3]
Now we're marching two by two into the boat
Maybe if we made it three, we'd stay afloat
I'm blunt enough to say my name and mean it
Drunk enough to stay the same

[Chorus]
I guess I'm amused
I guess I'm amused

[Outro]
I'm blunt enough to say my name and mean it
Drunk enough to stay the same
I guess I'm amused
I guess I'm amused