From the sardonic liner notes written by Becker and Fagen themselves, included with the original gatefold vinyl release:
I Got the News, a Manhattan-jukebox thump-along, serves as a vehicle for the coy pianistics of Victor Feldman whose labors are capriciously undermined by Walter Becker’s odd, Dja...
[Verse 1]
You, in your Lark
You're a mark
You're a screamer
You know how to hustle
Daddy is a rare millionaire
I don't care
Yeah, you got the muscle
I got the news
[Chorus]
Yes dear
How did you know
Can't you see our love will grow
[Verse 2]
Take it in your hand
All the sirens and the band
Get to bendin' my ear
How was I to know
About the warm
Soulful secret
You been keepin' for years
I got the news
[Chorus]
Slow down I'll tell you when
I may never walk again
[Verse 3]
Broadway Duchess
Darling if you only knew
Half as much as
Everybody thinks you do
What I hear may be true
I would still be proud
To know you
[Guitar Solo]
[Bridge]
Spanish kissin'
See it glisten
You came ragin'
Love rampagin'
[Chorus]
I got the news
Yes dear
How did you know
Can't you see our love will grow
[Instrumental Outro]
I Got the News was written by Walter Becker & Donald Fagen.
I Got the News was produced by Gary Katz.
Steely Dan released I Got the News on Fri Sep 23 1977.