{Verse 1}
My role model ain't got tits or genitalia
He's more harrier saving the planet
Of Corneria
It's scarier than a Siberian with malaria
Lickin it's trainer like an angry venario carrier you amateur
Push me off the edgemont I damage ya
Reputation it's high school over again
Im Anika
Hernia disrupted please call up a burier
All that liquor hit the muscle breaking through the Fascia
Happily ever afters not an option if your Dracula
Drinking the blood of a victim hit by a freakin Acura
Actor is what I should be instead switched minds
With RL Stine became the most sinister writer
Wrote a book called molestation of Pied Piper
Beware a baby lover in search of a dirty diaper swipe her
No one conversates anymore this is probably why my mind is so warped
I met a prostitute on skid row just talked I didn't bone
Asked her where you from? she said I don't know I-DA-HO
I know some of you got the joke but she was it's a fact not a roast can we toast?
You drunk going in raw till you bluer than Avatar
Hats off like Mazel tov in a woman that's really skunk
Damn must've been drunk cut off every finger but the thumb now your eligible to
Play seven up
And I don't give a crap like Cheese & Milk defends lactose intolerance becoming a friend again
I'mma tell all of you idiots it's just a mixtape I don't have to say nothin
{Hook}