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Written in Taskmaster Series 14 Episode 4 for the task: Write a classic song. The song needed to contain 5 wonderful words written down earlier. John wrote the words: satsuma, pyjamas, lance, fantastic, and curry. He received 4 points for this task.
I found a naughty satsuma
In my fantastic curry
Oh yes, I found a naughty satsuma
In my fantastic curry
The lady on the phone said
"What? Get here, you prick
I will lance you in to next week"
I said "I'm in my new pyjamas, and I'm free"
I said "I am free to complain to you and moan
Hello?"
I Found a Naughty Satsuma was written by John Kearns.
John Kearns released I Found a Naughty Satsuma on Thu Oct 20 2022.