​i fought the umps

[Verse 1]
I hate to see another friend burn
I fought the umps and the umps won
I fought the umps and the umps won
They took our players from us, one by one
I fought the umps and the umps won
I fought the umps and the umps won

[Chorus]
I hit a flyout and I feel so bad
We just need one more run
Now they're walkin over with their eyes so mad
I fought the umps and the umps won
I fought the umps

[Verse 2]
Their evil burns like a hot sun
I fought the umps and the umps won
I fought the umps and the umps won
It's almost like these umps are having fun
I fought the umps and the umps won
I fought the umps and the umps won

[Chorus]
Thеy're looking at me, I think I've been had
I guеss my days are done
Well, maybe I can take one of em with my bat
I fought the umps and the umps won
I fought the umps