I Fit Central Heating (Working, Part 2)

I fit central heating, I've done it now for years
I've got all the know-how, I've got all the gear
I used to earn my money working on a building site
Now I'm pulling up the floorboards, soldering up the pipes
And those housewives just can't get enough

They'll tell me

Do it, do it one more time, please
Bang it on the wall, screw it to the floor
Do it, do it one more time, please
Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe doors

They make me cups of coffee, they make me pots of tea
They make me chicken sandwiches, they do anything for me
And when I'm in the bedroom, fixing up the rad
I see all their naughty toys underneath the bed
And those housewives just can't get enough

They'll tell me

Do it, do it one more time, please
Bang it on the wall, screw it to the floor
Do it, do it one more time, please
Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe door

They live their lives under suburban skies
Their old men work in suits and ties
They think they've got it all, but they get such a surprise
When they see my wad they can't believe their eyes

Do it, do it one more time, please
Bang it on the wall, screw it to the floor
Do it, do it one more time, please
Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe doors

They live their lives under suburban skies
Their old men work in suits and ties
They think they've got it all, but they get such a surprise
When they see my wad they can't believe their eyes

My van ain't got no road tax, and I don't charge VAT
I only deal in ready cash, don't ask me for receipts
I'll warm up your boiler, get your system rid of air
You can hold my toolbag I think that's only fair
And those housewives just can't get enough

They'll tell me

Do it, do it one more time, please
Bang it on the wall, screw it to the floor
Do it, do it one more time, please
Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe doors

Do it, do it one more time, please
Bang it on the wall, screw it to the floor
Do it, do it one more time, please
Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe doors

Do it, do it one more time, please
Bang it on the wall, screw it to the floor
Do it, do it one more time, please
Let me see you do it in the mirror wardrobe doors