I Eat Babies

Oh, you have children?
Mhhh
I love kids. They're delicious

I eat babies
They taste so sweet
I eat babies
The freshest meat
I chew babies
Like crusty corn(?)
Yeah, I eat babies
As soon as they're born

You might be offended by my little song
Yeah it's not too nice, maybe a bit too strong
It ain't right, it's most likely wrong
But my stomach is-a rumbling and can't wait too long

I eat babies
With a little spice
I like my babies
Sliced and diced
Deep fried babies
With black-еyed peas
Delightful babiеs
Sweet as can be

You might be thinking
That I'm bad, bad, bad
But I know I'm alright
Cuz I'm a college grad
I met a girl
I think she's grand
And if I'm really lucky I'll soon be a dad

I eat babies
They taste so sweet
I eat babies
Freshest meat
I like them with
Macaroni and cheese
Yeah, I eat babies
Sweet as candy
I eat babies
Sweet as candy
I like to eat babies
Sweet as candy
I eat babies
Sweet as candies
I like to eat babies

[Outro]
*baby sounds*
Please don't touch the baby