I Dropped the Bomb

Oh I dropped the bomb that killed Saddam
That fat old bastard is dead and gone

The news didn't show it (woah-oh-oh)
But I know it (woah-oh-oh)
That I dropped the bomb that killed Saddam

We all got scrambled on TST
And I knew right then and there that it would be me

And we screaming on the radio (woah-oh-oh)
For KMART to let us go (woah-oh-oh)
But all we heard was [sound of radio static]

And I dropped the bomb that killed Saddam
We held for hours in our CAP
When the SOF guys said that he was takin' a crap

And he was poppin' a vein in his forehead (woah-oh-oh)
Tryin' hard to push out a warhead (woah-oh-oh)
When mine landed squarely in his lap

And I dropped the bomb that killed Saddam

[Guitar Solo]

He didn't look so dapper
Dying there on the crapper

His problems were abated
No longer constipated

That ain't no body double
Underneath all that rubble

The B-1s said they got him
But I saw him at Al-Taqaddum

His presence proved my thesis
Lying there in several pieces

And I dropped the bomb that killed Saddam
That fat old bastard is dead and gone

The news didn't show it (woah-oh-oh)
But I know it (woah-oh-oh)
That I dropped the bomb that killed Saddam