I Don’t Want No Woman If Her Hair Ain’t Longer Than Mine

[Chorus]
I don't want no woman if her hair ain't no longer than mine
I don't want no woman, no I don't, if her hair ain't no longer than mine
Boy, she ain't good for nothin'
Keep you buying rats all the time

[Verse 1]
Take my wife to the hairdresser
The hairdresser told me:
"Johnny I can't fix her hair
But, I sure can fix her head"

[Chorus]
I don't want no woman if her hair ain't no longer than mine
Boy, she ain't good for nothin' but trouble
Keep you buying rats all the time
Ha ha ha ha
Yes, yes

[Verse 2]
Yes, she lay down at down
She go to sleep, boy
I wake up in the mornin'
There's a rat laying in the bed

[Chorus]
I don't want no woman if her hair ain't no longer than mine
Boy, she ain't good for nothin' but trouble
Keep you buying rats all the time
Yes, yes
I don't want no short-haired woman

[Verse 3]
Yeah, I take my wife to the hairdresser
This is what the hairdresser said:
"Johnny I can't fix her hair
But, I sure can fix her head"

[Chorus]
I don't want no woman if her hair ain't no longer than mine
Boy, she ain't good for nothin' but trouble
Keep you buying rats all the time