I Don’t Think I’ll Fall in Love Today

[ANN]
Just think of what love leads to
Maybe to marriage, maybe divorce

[NEIL]
Into a jam love speeds two
It may be nature's course
But we mustn't be
Like the other sheep

[ANN]
Better far if we
Look before we leap

[NEIL]
Perhaps it's better after all
If we don't answer nature's call

Who knows if we'd agree?
You like you and I like me
I don't think I'll fall in love today
When evening shadows creep

[ANN]
I like dancing

[NEIL]
I like sleep
I don't think I'll fall in love today

[ANN]
But it would be fun to bring
Your carpet slippers
When the dinner bell would ring
I'd serve a can of kippers

[NEIL]
Don't you know how to cook?

[ANN]
I could look in a book

[NEIL]
I don't think I'll fall in love today

Love is a fever chronic
We can avoid it—why take a chance?

[ANN]
Safer to be platonic
Why burn up with romance?

[NEIL]
Adam without Eve
Happiness had known
So suppose we leave
Well enough alone?

[ANN]
Imagine signing up for life
Then finding peas roll off his knife

[NEIL]
D'you sleep with window shut?

[ANN]
Window shut

[NEIL]
Charming, but
I don't think I'll fall in love today

[ANN]
Did you pick that cravat?

[NEIL]
I did that

[ANN]
Here's your hat
I don't think I'll fall in love today

[NEIL]
It's as clear as A-B-C
We're not agreeing
Incompatibility
The judge would be decreeing

[ANN & NEIL]
When all is said and done
Dear, we two will never make one
Let's, oh, let's not fall in love today