I Don’t Need Him

[Skit]
I'm sorry... Ya know if there was something that I...
Hey you know what?
You ain't got to do nothing Uncle Phil
You know, ain't like I'm still 5 years old you know?
Ain't like I'ma be sitting up every night asking my mom
"When's daddy coming home?" You know?
Who needs him
Hey he wasn't there to teach me how to shoot my first basket
But I learned, didn't I?
Hey I got pretty damn good at it too, didn't I Uncle Phil?
Yeah, you did
Got through my first date without him, right?
Mhm
I learned to drive
I learned how to shave
I learned how to fight without him
I had fourteen sweet birthdays without him!
He never even sent me a damn card
To hell with him!
I ain't need him then
And I ain't need him now

[Instrumental]

[Skit]
Will
Nah
You know what Uncle Phil?
I'ma get through college without him
I'ma get a great job without him
I'ma marry me a beautiful honey
And I'ma have me a whole bunch of kids
I'ma be a better father than he ever was
And I sure as hell don't need him for that
Cause there ain't a damn thing
He could ever teach me
About how to love my kids!

[Instrumental]

[Outro]
How come he don't want me, man?