I Don’t Like Nobody but Myself

I don’t like black people
I don’t like fat people
I don’t like white people
I don’t like short people
I don’t like old people

I don’t like people who talk
I don’t like the way they walk
I don’t like people who tell
I don’t like when they yell in the street
On they cell because

I don’t like loud people
I don’t like women
I can’t stand men
I don’t trust laughter and
I hate a silly grin, you see

I don’t like the rich people
Oh, I don’t like poor people
I can’t stand no holy people
I hate roly, poly people

I don’t like tall people
I don’t like small people
I don’t like nobody at all

That’s why I’m gonna take
As much as I can confiscate

I can’t stand whities
I can’t stand blackies
I don’t have to choose
I don’t like Muslims
And I don’t like Jews

I don’t like people who walk
I don’t like people who talk
I can’t stand people who can
When they stand like they stand
I don’t like
I don’t like
I don’t like
I don’t like nobody but myself