I Don’t Know What I Want To Be For Halloween

[Verse 1]
I want to be something with originality
I don't know what I wanna be
I've been thinking for days, I can't think of anything
I don't know what I wanna be
I want all my friends to think that I'm the shit
I don't know what I wanna be
I'm gonna make them all laugh, it's gonna be legit
I don't know what I wanna be

[Verse 2]
Something I saw on TV
Something I think is hilarious
I don't know what I want to be for Halloween
It'd be cool to be dripping with blood
Grab a chainsaw and go as Leatherface
I don't know what I want to be for Halloween

[Verse 3]
No one will think it's cool if I go as a terrorist
I don't know what I wanna be
No one will think it's cool if I go as an eating disorder
I don't know what I wanna be
Maybe they'll think I'm rad if I go as Dark Helmet
I don't know what I wanna be
Everyone will lose their shit if I go as Citizen Toxie
I don't know what I wanna be

[Verse 4]
Someone that everyone likes
You can count out Hayden Christensen
I don't know what I want to be for Halloween
Maybe I'll go as Tom Hanks
I can always go as Chop Top
I don't know what I want to be for Halloween

[Verse 5]
You won't catch me taking the piss
Out of someone who's bat-shit crazy
I don't know what I want to be for Halloween
Maybe I'll go as Axl Rose
Having sex with Alfred E. Newman
I don't know what I want to be for Halloween

[Outro]
For Halloween
For Halloween
For Halloween
For Halloween
For Halloween