I Don’t Know

[Verse 1]
I ordered a Blue Moon
‘Cuz I’m intimated by IPAs
I just wanna look cool in front of my date
On my glass, an orange slice
I picked it up, and I squeezed it twice
But when I dropped it in she said

[Pre-Chorus]
“You’re actually not supposed to
Put it in the glass;
The peel gets dirty just from
One too many hands.”
I said, “I’ve never really thought about it.”
She said, “How could you not know that?”

[Chorus]
Well if you’re asking I don’t know
All the shit I need is on my phone
Just admit, you don’t know shit, you’re not alone
We all live in this blissful great unknown
So who are you asking I don’t know?

[Verse 2]
I thought it would end there
But our waiter must’ve noticed
When he checked my age
Damn it
Here comes half the room
All singing my name
Closed my eyes and cleared the flames
Said I wished for a second date
And then she looked at me and said

[Pre-Chorus]
“You’re actually not supposed
To tell me what it is;
Blowing out candles covers
Half the cake in spit.”
I said, “We all do things on accident.”
She said, “Don’t you mean by accident?”
Oh

[Chorus]
Well if you’re asking I don’t know
All the shit I need is on my phone
Just admit, you don’t know shit, you’re not alone
We all live in this blissful great unknown
So who are you asking I don’t know?

[Instrumental]

[Chorus]
Who are you asking I don’t know
All the shit I need is on my phone
Just admit, you don’t know shit, you’re not alone
We all live in this blissful great unknown
So who are you asking I don’t know?

[Instrumental]

[Outro]
You’re not alone
You’re not alone
You’re not alone
You’re not alone