I Don’t Give A Damn About Christmas

Kitty are you even gonna help me with this or not?
No!
But you said you were gonna help-
No!
Kitty!
Damn it

They say this happens every year
I really wish they'd quit
Again the Christmas time is here but I don't give a shit

Cause trees are supposed to stay outside
And Santa's so damn fat
Again my human tries to make wear a stupid hat
I'd rather just not play along incase you couldn't guess
I don't give a damn about Christmas

Sylvester c'mon, please!
Fuck off!
Kitty, c'mon I just need one picture!
There you go all nice and snug, okay?

Alright I just, no don't take it off!
Sylvester!
C'mon just pose for one picture, please?
Thank you!

I really wish you wouldn't make me wear your stupid clothes
Jingle Bells can go to Hell and burn away the snow
The other kitty doesn't care
I wish he'd get replaced
Sometimes I wanna smack that stupid look right off his face
If you don't leave me out of this, I'm gonna kick your ass
Cause I don't give a damn about Christmas

Thanksgiving is for dead turkeys
And Easter is for bunny rabbits
Labor Day is for worker bees and Christmas ain't for kitty cats
Birthdays make sense to me cause that's when I get
MY CATNIP!
But I don't give a damn about Christmas

Are you sure you don't wanna open your Christmas present buddy?
No!
Ugh, oh c'mon kitty, I think your gonna like it!

I love Christmas