I Don’t Dance

[RYAN & ENSEMBLE, spoken]
Hey, oh!
Play ball!

[CHAD]
Oh, oh, hey

[RYAN & ENSEMBLE, spoken]
Hey, hey, woo!

(sung)
Hey, batter, batter
Hey, batter, batter, swing

[CHAD]
I got to just do my thing

[RYAN & ENSEMBLE]
Hey, batter, batter
Hey, batter, batter, swing

[CHAD]
Yeah

[RYAN with ENSEMBLE]
I'll show you that it's one and the same
Baseball, dancin', same game
It's easy
Step up to the plate
Start swingin'

[CHAD, ENSEMBLE]
I wanna play ball now, and that's all
This is what I do
It ain't no dance that you can show me
(Hey, hey, hey) Yeah

[RYAN & ENSEMBLE]
You'll never know

[CHAD]
Oh, I know

[RYAN & ENSEMBLE]
If you never try

[CHAD with ENSEMBLE]
There's just one little thing
That stops me every time, yeah

[RYAN & ENSEMBLE]
Come on!

[CHAD & ENSEMBLE]
I don't dance

[RYAN & ENSEMBLE]
I know you can

[CHAD & ENSEMBLE, CHAD]
Not a chance, no

[RYAN & ENSEMBLE]
If I can do this, well
You can do that

[CHAD & ENSEMBLE]
But I don't dance

[RYAN]
Hit it outta the park!

[CHAD & ENSEMBLE]
I don't dance

[RYAN & ENSEMBLE]
I say you can

[CHAD & ENSEMBLE, CHAD]
There's not a chance, oh

[RYAN & ENSEMBLE]
Slide home, you score
Swingin' on the dance floor

[CHAD & ENSEMBLE, CHAD]
I don't dance, no

[RYAN & ENSEMBLE]
Hey, batter, batter
Hey, batter, batter, swing

[CHAD]
I got to just do my thing

[RYAN & ENSEMBLE]
Hey, batter, batter
Hey, batter, batter, swing

[CHAD & ENSEMBLE]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[RYAN with ENSEMBLE]
Two-steppin', now you're up to bat
Bases loaded, do your dance
It's easy
Take your best shot
Just hit it!

[CHAD with ENSEMBLE]
I've got what it takes playin' my game
So you better spin that pitch you're gonna throw me, yeah
I'll show you how I swing

[RYAN & ENSEMBLE]
You'll never know

[CHAD]
Oh, I know

[RYAN & ENSEMBLE]
If you never try

[CHAD, ENSEMBLE]
There's just one little thing
That stops me every time
Yeah

[RYAN & ENSEMBLE]
Come on!

[CHAD & ENSEMBLE]
I don't dance

[RYAN & ENSEMBLE]
I know you can

[CHAD & ENSEMBLE, CHAD]
Not a chance, no, no

[RYAN & ENSEMBLE]
If I can do this, well
You can do that

[CHAD & ENSEMBLE]
But I don't dance

[RYAN]
Hit it outta the park!

[CHAD & ENSEMBLE]
I don't dance

[RYAN & ENSEMBLE]
I say you can

[CHAD & ENSEMBLE, CHAD]
There's not a chance, oh, no

[RYAN & ENSEMBLE]
Slide home, you score
Swingin' on the dance floor

[CHAD & ENSEMBLE, CHAD]
I don't dance, no

[RYAN & ENSEMBLE]
Lean back, tuck it in, take a chance
Swing it out, spin around, do the dance

[CHAD & ENSEMBLE]
I wanna play ball, not dancehall
I'm makin' a triple, not a curtain call

[RYAN with ENSEMBLE]
I can prove it to you 'til you know it's true
'Cause I can swing it, I can bring it to the diamond too

[CHAD & ENSEMBLE, with RYAN]
You're talkin' a lot
Show me what you got
Stop, swing!

[RYAN with ENSEMBLE]
Hey!
C'mon, swing it like this (Yeah)
(Drr) Oh
Swing! (C'mon)
Jitterbug, brrr (Just like that) da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da, da
That's what I mean
That's how you swing

[CHAD]
You make a good pitch, but I don't believe

[RYAN]
I say you can

[CHAD with RYAN]
I know I can't
I don't dance

[RYAN]
You can do it

[CHAD]
I don't dance, no

[RYAN & ENSEMBLE, RYAN]
Nothin' to it
Atta boy, atta boy, yeah

[CHAD & ENSEMBLE]
Hey, batter, batter
Hey, batter, batter, what?

[RYAN]
One, two, three, four, everybody swing
Come on!

[CHAD & ENSEMBLE]
I don't dance

[RYAN & ENSEMBLE]
I know you can

[CHAD & ENSEMBLE, CHAD]
Not a chance, no, no

[RYAN & ENSEMBLE]
If I can do this, well
You can do that

[CHAD & ENSEMBLE]
But I don't dance

[RYAN]
Hit it outta the park!

[CHAD & ENSEMBLE]
I don't dance

[RYAN & ENSEMBLE]
I say you can

[CHAD & ENSEMBLE, CHAD]
There's not a chance, oh

[RYAN & ENSEMBLE]
Slide home, you score
Swingin' on the dance floor

[CHAD & ENSEMBLE, CHAD]
I don't dance, no