I Don’t Believe In Santa Claus

[Intro]
"Uh, the reason I didn't get you anything this year is-is because..."

[Verse 1]
I don't believe in Santa Claus, his corporate image forced upon
The blinded spending masses to enslave the lower classes
Obligatory gifts that serve to cleanse the year of guilt and shame
Token gesture justifies the apathetic, hypnotized
Leaving them to be Kris Kringle's slaves

[Chorus]
Buy, buy I won't do it!
The season's obligation has not my participation
Buy, buy I won't do it!
The money hungry mating call of corporate swine
'Cause it's only for the money and it's only for the money
'Cause it's only for the money, now buy!

[Verse 2]
He monitors naughty and nice, Big Brother is St. Nick
Methodically his judgment made, documented on his list
I don't believe in Santa Claus or his mystical façade
To teach the children wanton greed, their lust for gifts becomes a need
Brainwashed by the marketing and victims of the corporate scheme
Material possessions becoming their obsessions
'Til human life has lost its value, blindly do just what they tell you

[Refrain]
I don't believe

[Bridge]
His tactics of intimidation repress the minds of youth
Using fear for generations, his image hides the truth
He's just a puppet for the system, a glutton in a suit
With yuletide propaganda and a bearded mask to boot

[Outro]
"Uh, that and I couldn't find a place to park at the mall, sorry."