I Did Magical Mushrooms With My Mom

[Verse 1]
I hate when boredom kicks in
My skateboard is missin’
My brain’s sorta twisted
Gotta end the war like Horace Pippin
I went to Panda for Orange chicken and chow mein
My fortune read, “You were born gifted”
Wow, thanks
Got a porn addiction
That’s normal, isn’t it?
Pound the snake
Still bored shitless, damn
I gotta find a way to get outta this funk
Not about to get crunk, umm
Outta meditate on a mountain with monks
But, I often hesitate cause I’m down in the slumps
I never wanted to be chained down like a mutt
Before I make it to my grave mound, I’ma jump, jump
Cause I don’t wanna die in a rut

[Pre-Chorus]
I don’t wanna ride the bus
I don’t wanna light a blunt
I don’t wanna spike the punch
I don’t wanna do none of that shit
I just wanna have some fun
Oo, I have a hunch
Is it time for lunch?
I might slip some fungus in my mom’s sandwich
(What?)

[Chorus]
I did magical mushrooms
With my Mom
Tripping balls
Dripping walls
I did magical mushrooms
With my mother
Splashing gushers
Saturated colors

[Verse 2]
What a wonderful world
I think I see pink elephants
And it’s not from booze
Mushrooms through me for a whirl
Deep thinkin’, level 10
What colorful swirls
Everything’s got such distinct elements
“Mom, let’s take a trip to the Zoo”
See a Tasmanian devil for the hell of it

[Bridge]
Kickin’ it with the koalas outback
Trippin’ with my momma, swallowin’ caps
She was scared that she would never bounce back
Above the giraffes on the Aerial Tram

[Pre-Chorus]
I don’t wanna ride the bus
I don’t wanna light a blunt
I don’t wanna spike the punch
I don’t wanna do none of that shit
I just wanna have some fun
Oo, I have a hunch
Is it time for lunch?
I might slip some fungus in my mom’s sandwich

[Chorus]
I did magical mushrooms
With my Mom
Tripping balls
Dripping walls
I did magical mushrooms
With my mother
Splashing gushers
Saturated colors