I Did Get Scabies Once, So I Guess That’s Pretty Punk

[Verse 1]
You told me that it really doesn't get any better than this
But what I failed to realize is what you really meant:
It just gets worse

[Chorus]
None of this matters we're all gonna die
We're all fucking doomed and we're wasting our time
I can't even manage to make up a lie
About why I'm just sitting, my house is on fire
We're all fucking doomed and we're wasting our time

[Verse 2]
I told you to stop jumping on the couch but then you went and fell off (You went and fell off)
Now they’re interviewing me in a hospital room
They'll probably take you away (Take you away!)

[Chorus]
None of this matters, we're all gonna die
We're all fucking doomed and we're wasting our time
I can't even manage to make up a lie
About why I'm just sitting my house is on fire
We’re all fucking doomed and we’re wasting our time

[Bridge]
None of this matters, we're all gonna die
We're all fucking doomed and we're wasting our time
I can't even manage to make up a lie
About why I'm just sitting my house is on fire
So, let's turn the music up too fucking loud
Make the neighbors call the cops to have them try to shut us down
If the world is ending this is how we’re going out to
We’re going out dancing and screaming out loud

[Outro]
We’re all fucking doomed and we’re wasting our time
We’re all fucking doomed and we’re wasting our time
We’re all fucking doomed and we’re wasting our time
We’re all fucking doomed and we’re wasting our time
We’re all fucking doomed and we’re wasting our time
We’re all fucking doomed and we’re wasting our time
We’re all fucking doomed and we’re wasting our time
We’re all fucking doomed and we’re wasting our time