I’d Go Gay (for Tina Fey)

Hey girl
Now, I don't usually bat for your team, but for you
I'll make an exception

See there's this girl I know who's everything I wanna be
I respect her so much, I would get down with her sexually
And if I had her number, I'd be hitting her up text-ually
Tell me Tina, how can I get you next to me?

Always running through my head, I think of her incessantly
There's something bout the way she wears that Snuggie so suggestively
Take off your bossypants, come here and do it on the desk with me
Oh you know that I would but you won't, cuz you don't like the ladies

Cuz in that episode of 30 rock you wouldn't bang that hot chick Jack set you up with
Cuz he thought you were a lesbian
But you're not a lesbian
You just dress really bad
But I don't care bout that, cuz

I would go gay for Tina Fey
(but only Tina Fey, she's the only girl for whom I would go gay)
She's a woman of grace, booty and brains
And even though I'm straight

She made me almost think Sarah Palin was okay
(key word almost, and that's a really big deal, girl)
So if she said ok
Any old day
I would go gay
For Tina Fey

She hangs with the guys, but looks fly in a micro mini dress
Got legs for miles and a smile that could kill the rest
I'm the proud owner
Of a lady boner
And it's my MO to get closer, I can't turn back now that I know her

It started as a girl crush, but I think this could be love
Don't tell me those eyes on my TV screen aren't looking at my stuff
Your shoes are hideous and you never wear makeup
It's just like someone knew from above that

I would go gay for Tina Fey
(but only Tina Fey, she's the only girl for whom I would go gay)
She's got Emmys to waste, booty and brains
Even though I'm straight

She made me almost think Sarah Palin was a babe
So if she said ok
Any old day
I would go gay
For Tina Fey